Dorm & Roommate Pranks

Step 1: Get two bright flashlights and make sure they are working.

Step 2: Sneak into roommate’s room while sleeping at night.

Step 3: Align flashlights to roommate’s field of vision.

Step 4: Turn both flashlights on at once and yell TRUCK as loudly as possible!

RUN!

Had a roommate once who was a total clean freak and would not tolerate any type of mess in the bathroom no matter how small (i.e. hair on floor, toothpaste drop in sink…) He was relentless about it and always gettin’ on my case, so my boyfriend and I took a melted chocolate bar and smeared it allover the toilet seat, floor around the toilet and even on the handle. I went to him complaining that I hadn’t been feeling well and then asked if he could grab me something for upset stomach out of the medicine cabinet. As you can imagine he was SPEECHLESS when he walked in and saw what he thought was ‘poop’ (can I say shit??) allover!! T’was truly priceless!!

Let me know if you like my melted chocolate on toilet prank :)

Here’s a good one I used on my freshman roommate at school. I went to a Johns Hopkins University, a fairly math/science heavy university, to study film. I was an athlete and not the BEST student, as opposed to my roommate from Singapore who was studying biomedical engineering. Toward the end of our first semester in school I found myself in the basement of the library late one evening trying hard to decipher my pre-calc equations when I caught sight of my roommate several carrols over looking at me and snickering with another one of his Singaporean friends. I knew that they were making fun of my effort to grasp these most basic of calculus concepts so when they left to grab some coffee upstairs, I quickly sprang into action. Read more »

When your roommate goes to the shower, immediately grab your shower items and follow. Act very excited! Find a shower stall next to your roommate. Have deep and personal conversations with your roommate. Ask your roommate lots of personal questions. Read more »