Pass-Out Drunk, Escort’s Number
My friend was passed out drunk on the couch when I got home from waitressing late one Saturday night. My other friends were already gathered around him, poking him to see if he was still alive. So we thought it might be funny to pile things on him until he woke up. After we placed a yellow pages, several framed pictures, empty beer cans, a broken cigarette in his mouth, and a tiara on his head we gave up cuz we started running out of stuff. So I took the yellow pages and looked up escort agencies. Finding the perfect gay escort agency, I then wrote very discreetly on my drunk friends hand “Greg” with the escort number. In the morning, he woke up hung over with no idea what happened the night before. So he saw the number on his hand and not having a clue who it was or how it got there he called it. I guess the guy was like, “So, do you want me to come over?” My friend totally bugged out and maybe for one second questioned his sexuality before realizing he’d been totally burned. He had a huge hissy fit and threw some stuff.
A couple months later he joined AA. I guess Greg scared him straight.
Submitted by: Vanessa Cano
Email Prank to Friends
Posted: November 28th, 2006 under Ideas.
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