Dorm & Roommate Pranks

Dorm wars are fun, especially when you’re neutral and people don’t have any idea that you might be a threat. Naturally, the best way to maintain the facade of neutrality is to perform your pranks while people are sleeping, and to perform pranks that don’t point reflect on your sense of humor.

I’ve found that dissolving sugar in water and then spraying a light mist over exposed skin (faces, arms, legs, whatever) yields incredibly funny results the following day. People wake up really sticky, and they often have no idea why they’re sticky, since it’s a fairly uniform feeling (assuming you sprayed sugar water evenly). If you do it consistently, you can really freak them out…the one person that I did this to actually went to the campus doctor, because he became rather concerned about the fact that his “sweat” was sticky. Make sure that you pick a fairly gullible person, should you choose to perform this prank.