Dorm & Roommate Pranks

Does your roommate keep you up at night? Next door neighbor noisy? Do you just want to teach someone a lesson and make sure they do not sleep?
Place one of these small, light-activated devices in the bedroom. When the lights go off they begin to making annoying dripping sounds or the sounds of buzzing […]

One night in college my friends pulled the most embarrassing prank on me. I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, “MMMMMMMMMM!” They said that this was my birthday […]

Note: This prank should be used in extreme situations for neighbors you truly hate.
Supplies: 2 large Ziploc bags, fridge with a freezer, and a full bladder.
Gloves our optional.
Steps:
1. Put one Ziploc bag in the other. You’ll want to do this to be safe.
2. Now use your full bladder and piss […]

My friend was passed out drunk on the couch when I got home from waitressing late one Saturday night. My other friends were already gathered around him, poking him to see if he was still alive. So we thought it might be funny to pile things on him until he woke up. After we placed […]

About three years ago Ipods were just becoming the rage and my roommate Markus wanted a piece of the action. He had recently received a paycheck for about five hundred bucks and instead of putting it towards something useful like the rent, he thought it would be best to go and order an Ipod […]

This only works for male roommates: Buy twine and lots of tighty whities. When your roommate is going out on a date that he thinks will end back in your apartment. String the twine up all around the house and clothespin up the underwear. This only works if there’s a ridiculous amount of undies around […]

Dorm wars are fun, especially when you’re neutral and people don’t have any idea that you might be a threat. Naturally, the best way to maintain the facade of neutrality is to perform your pranks while people are sleeping, and to perform pranks that don’t point reflect on your sense of humor.
I’ve found that […]

Unscrew the shower head. Put hard candy, such as lifesavers, inside the shower head. Make sure to use hard candy with no color or flavor. This way it will not change the water color or produce any odor.
The next time your roommate takes a hot shower candy residue will […]

Step 1: Get two bright flashlights and make sure they are working.
Step 2: Sneak into roommate’s room while sleeping at night.
Step 3: Align flashlights to roommate’s field of vision.
Step 4: Turn both flashlights on at once and yell TRUCK as loudly as possible!
RUN!

Had a roommate once who was a total clean freak and would not tolerate any type of mess in the bathroom no matter how small (i.e. hair on floor, toothpaste drop in sink…) He was relentless about it and always gettin’ on my case, so my boyfriend and I took a melted chocolate bar and […]