Dorm & Roommate Pranks

Does your roommate keep you up at night? Next door neighbor noisy? Do you just want to teach someone a lesson and make sure they do not sleep?

Place one of these small, light-activated devices in the bedroom. When the lights go off they begin to making annoying dripping sounds or the sounds of buzzing mosquitoes. Then when your roommate turns on the light they go off! Sure to frustrate your roommate for hours trying to find the source of the sound. This will drive them insane!

Idea:
Use them when you roommate is suppose to bring home a hot date!

Check these sound pranks out and leave comments with other creative ideas to use these gadgets.

One night in college my friends pulled the most embarrassing prank on me. I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, “MMMMMMMMMM!” They said that this was my birthday present. They then took out a sleeveless white dress.

When I realized what they were planning to do I shook my head and mmmmmmmmphed like crazy. But it was no use, they forced me into the dress. They then tied my hands and feet together so I couldn’t take it off. I felt humiliated as they carried me through the dorm like this. They then layed me on the counter in the lobby and said they’d be back in the morning.

I stuggled but it was no use, I couldn’t move or talk, and the counter was too high. I had to lay there and wait for help. I pleaded with people for help as they walked by, I struggled and mmmmmmphed. But they just laughed. My friends came back in an hour. By then a crowd had gathered. I had no choice but to lay on the counter, bound and gagged in a dress, as everyone ridiculed me. My friends then picked me up, and carried me back to my room still tied up.

Everyone thought this was hilarious.

Note: This prank should be used in extreme situations for neighbors you truly hate.

Supplies: 2 large Ziploc bags, fridge with a freezer, and a full bladder.
Gloves our optional.

Steps:
1. Put one Ziploc bag in the other. You’ll want to do this to be safe.

2. Now use your full bladder and piss into the bags. The more potent piss the better.

3. Close the Ziploc bags up. This is where the 2nd bag comes in use, making sure nothing leaks.

4. Put the bag of piss in your freezer laying it flat. The goal is to make a thin sheet of piss. If you think the sheet will be to big, get rid of some of the piss. Once the piss is frozen, it is now time for revenge.

5. Pick out who you want to get revenge on. Take your sheet of frozen piss to their door.

Side note: You may want to wait until night to avoid getting caught. I also recommend doing this right before a long break, when both roommates have already left.

6. Carefully taking the sheet of frozen piss, you slide it under the crack of
their door. (May want to use gloves for that). The piss will eventually melt,
leaving both roommates wondering what the fuck happened.

Final notes: Using potent piss will result in a worse smell. Doing this well
both are gone for a long time (like Christmas break) will only increase the
smell when they get back.

Submitted by: Keith Waznonis

My friend was passed out drunk on the couch when I got home from waitressing late one Saturday night. My other friends were already gathered around him, poking him to see if he was still alive. So we thought it might be funny to pile things on him until he woke up. After we placed a yellow pages, several framed pictures, empty beer cans, a broken cigarette in his mouth, and a tiara on his head we gave up cuz we started running out of stuff. So I took the yellow pages and looked up escort agencies. Finding the perfect gay escort agency, I then wrote very discreetly on my drunk friends hand “Greg” with the escort number. In the morning, he woke up hung over with no idea what happened the night before. So he saw the number on his hand and not having a clue who it was or how it got there he called it. I guess the guy was like, “So, do you want me to come over?” My friend totally bugged out and maybe for one second questioned his sexuality before realizing he’d been totally burned. He had a huge hissy fit and threw some stuff.

A couple months later he joined AA. I guess Greg scared him straight.

Submitted by: Vanessa Cano

About three years ago Ipods were just becoming the rage and my roommate Markus wanted a piece of the action. He had recently received a paycheck for about five hundred bucks and instead of putting it towards something useful like the rent, he thought it would be best to go and order an Ipod from Apple. Read more »

This only works for male roommates: Buy twine and lots of tighty whities. When your roommate is going out on a date that he thinks will end back in your apartment. String the twine up all around the house and clothespin up the underwear. This only works if there’s a ridiculous amount of undies around the room.

Make sure you’re not home when your roommate gets home!

Submitted by: Caitlin McGuire

Dorm wars are fun, especially when you’re neutral and people don’t have any idea that you might be a threat. Naturally, the best way to maintain the facade of neutrality is to perform your pranks while people are sleeping, and to perform pranks that don’t point reflect on your sense of humor. Read more »

Unscrew the shower head. Put hard candy, such as lifesavers, inside the shower head. Make sure to use hard candy with no color or flavor. This way it will not change the water color or produce any odor. Read more »

Step 1: Get two bright flashlights and make sure they are working.

Step 2: Sneak into roommate’s room while sleeping at night.

Step 3: Align flashlights to roommate’s field of vision.

Step 4: Turn both flashlights on at once and yell TRUCK as loudly as possible!

RUN!

Had a roommate once who was a total clean freak and would not tolerate any type of mess in the bathroom no matter how small (i.e. hair on floor, toothpaste drop in sink…) He was relentless about it and always gettin’ on my case, so my boyfriend and I took a melted chocolate bar and smeared it allover the toilet seat, floor around the toilet and even on the handle. I went to him complaining that I hadn’t been feeling well and then asked if he could grab me something for upset stomach out of the medicine cabinet. As you can imagine he was SPEECHLESS when he walked in and saw what he thought was ‘poop’ (can I say shit??) allover!! T’was truly priceless!!

Let me know if you like my melted chocolate on toilet prank :)