Dorm & Roommate Pranks

Target
All those couples on the couch cuddling and watching TV. I’m a single girl with revenge on her mind. It’s time to take the common room back!

Solution
Put a remote control fart machine inside the couch. Ideally you want to turn the couch over and install it deep inside. Make it hard for them to find. Use duct tape to keep it in place. Or put it in a cushion (yet that makes it easier for them to find).

If your couch is industrial and hard to get into. Find some other place in the common area to place it including nside the ceiling tile, behind the TV, inside a plant container, under a coffee table, etc.

Every time you notice a couple cuddling give out a fart! To make it really awkward wait until some unsuspecting person is walking by! Everyone will assume it’s that person!

Get someone else on the floor to help you out so they don’t notice this only happens when you are around. Make it a group effort.

These guys built a fake wall when roommate was away for a week. Even better they used their roommates supplies!

Does your roommate keep you up at night? Next door neighbor noisy? Do you just want to teach someone a lesson and make sure they do not sleep? Read more »

One night in college my friends pulled the most embarrassing prank on me. I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, “MMMMMMMMMM!” They said that this was my birthday present. They then took out a sleeveless white dress. Read more »

Note: This prank should be used in extreme situations for neighbors you truly hate.

Supplies: 2 large Ziploc bags, fridge with a freezer, and a full bladder.
Gloves our optional. Read more »

My friend was passed out drunk on the couch when I got home from waitressing late one Saturday night. My other friends were already gathered around him, poking him to see if he was still alive. So we thought it might be funny to Read more »

About three years ago Ipods were just becoming the rage and my roommate Markus wanted a piece of the action. He had recently received a paycheck for about five hundred bucks and instead of putting it towards something useful like the rent, he thought it would be best to go and order an Ipod from Apple. Read more »

This only works for male roommates: Buy twine and lots of tighty whities. When your roommate is going out on a date that he thinks will end back in your apartment. String the twine up all around the house and clothespin up the underwear. This only works if there’s a ridiculous amount of undies around the room.

Make sure you’re not home when your roommate gets home!

Submitted by: Caitlin McGuire

Dorm wars are fun, especially when you’re neutral and people don’t have any idea that you might be a threat. Naturally, the best way to maintain the facade of neutrality is to perform your pranks while people are sleeping, and to perform pranks that don’t point reflect on your sense of humor. Read more »

Unscrew the shower head. Put hard candy, such as lifesavers, inside the shower head. Make sure to use hard candy with no color or flavor. This way it will not change the water color or produce any odor. Read more »